thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
