Everything about him screamed your future.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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