So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.