Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?