And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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