I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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