you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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