Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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