"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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