I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
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Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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