what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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