walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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