I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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