look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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