Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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