All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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