it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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