I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
Randomize
