wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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