Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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