You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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