so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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