absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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