does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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