every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
this hospital has no fireball
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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