Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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