Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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