i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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