one two three fourrrrnication!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
only you would photoshop your dick
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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