"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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