Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Church boner. Awkwardddd
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
The chlamydia really affected his face.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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