She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
