a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
one might say we're banned from that church
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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