You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
The ass gains better be worth it
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