if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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