Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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