Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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