there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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