I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I need moral support for this bender
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I think i got beer on your cat.
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