i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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