My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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