ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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