i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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