I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I got chris browned last night
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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