But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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