big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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