Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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