i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My bed smells like the plague
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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