i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Boobs are out for the taking
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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