Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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