Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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