Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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