Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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