so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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