Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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