I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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