you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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